How you know you’ve been on Facebook too long

1. Your friends routinely throw sheep at you. You do not find this at all disturbing.
2. You start dreaming your friends are all werewolves and you’re a vampire. You do not slayall of them as you need at least one to play Scrabulous with.
3. You’ve groped, dry-humped, licked and trout-slapped 190 women that you’ve never met in person.
4. Your Facebook profile has more apps than your computer does.
5. The majority of the text messages you receive are friends’ status updates.

Originally posted on Davezilla