- Your friends routinely throw sheep at you. You do not find this at all disturbing.
- You start dreaming your friends are all werewolves and you’re a vampire. You do not slayall of them as you need at least one to play Scrabulous with.
- You’ve groped, dry-humped, licked and trout-slapped 190 women that you’ve never met in person.
- Your Facebook profile has more apps than your computer does.
- The majority of the text messages you receive are friends’ status updates.
Originally posted on Davezilla
